La Cosa Nostra: APPLICATION / JOB DESCRIPTION

27 Mar

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 La Cosa Nostra
 
APPLICATION / JOB DESCRIPTION
Position: Capo di Tutti Capi
Note: Negative response to any requirement will result in termination of the candidate.
Confidential
 
 DISCLAIMER:
We acknowledge borrowing liberally from a similar Application/Job Description used by candidates for POTUS (President of the United States).  However certain activities were deemed 
egregious by Cosa Nostra standards and deleted accordingly.
 
 
 
*  Friends and allies are a necessary evil but do not ever weigh friendship above self interest.
   All loyalty stays within ‘the family’.
 
*  Rival organizations will be routinely vilified, harassed, betrayed and regularly
    subjected to extreme violence to confirm our hegemony worldwide.
 
* The strength and prosperity of our organization is dependent upon the ancient and
   honorable art of counterfeiting money. The candidate will facilitate this coinage vigorously.
 
* Money loaned out to friends abroad will assure their collapse over time as we will make   our usury painful by requiring them to sell off assets at bargain prices to pay us.
 
* The candidate will research, select and dispatch daily, orders for assassinations.
 
* Your foot soldiers are now peace keepers. The police have become soldiers. Continue this.
 
* Despite membership in the true Christian Church the candidate will fellowship (prayer breakfast)
   regularly with Jewish and (ugh) Protestant associates.
 
* The organization profited greatly during alcohol Prohibition. We are not enamored with the
    ‘dirty drugs’ currently in favor but are willing to let our ‘black’ operatives deal them for us.
 
* The vigorish (rate of interest) charged our friendly money launderers will be drastically lower
   than we charge others. Remember the money is counterfeit and of little consequence to us.
 
 
(Signature)——————————————————————— Candidate: Capo di Tutti Capi
 
 
 
 
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